| el photoShop: Pato |
Longtime ECG DOT COM reader and Internet superstar Pato recently made public a photo of him posing with WWE SuperStar Nidia. That was his first mistake. Combined with a five star case of insomnia what ended up happening is the world got another marathon PhotoShop assault on common sense.
I was warned to keep my hands off, for it was the will of the Lord. I set out to check on that:
First up let's take a look at Pato's dating habits, as he uses his unique charms to score with the ladies:
True horror is experienced as we witness what's going on just out of camera view:
Don't think I didn't notice an uncanny resemblence, and Please Believe I chose to exploit it:
Nothing beats a little festive celebration for special occasions:
What better way to flatter Pato than by placing his face on his favourite wrestler?
And finally, let's give Ivory a much needed face lift. Or change. Whatever.