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May 24, 2017

el photoShop: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

The capture of alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed a few days ago was great news. Thanks to this event I gained access to this cherry picture:

Hello my future girlfriend.

Look at that thing! It's like, "Please, ECG, photoshop me!" and I'm like, "Yeah, ok, dooder, I'll get right on that!" And I did!

First off, I did what I'm sure a lot of people would like to do, which is take his head off.

A surreal adventure, to be certain.

Next I went for the obvious, yet still 100% hilarious joke:

Move '747' for great justice!

I decided that good ol' Khalid wasn't looking sassy enough:

Talk to the hand... of Allah!

This story has a twist: Osama doesn't like America!

You are not your AK-47s.

I thought up a brand new fashion statement George Lucas can apply next time he butchers his own films: the chest hair bra

That is just sexy.

Terrorists have discovered what America REALLY fears: emo fags!

My sweater is unravelling.

What the world needed was yet another sitcom remake:

Get outta the country!

You know what makes people crazy? That damn rap music!

Gin and Jihad

OH SHIT HOW INSENSITIVE:

Don't worry; it's a HOAX.

I discovered that the REAL nemesis was an old foe:

Al Qaeda-da-da-da-da-da!

And that's about it for fun and games with Khalid. Drive safe!

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