| You know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of the same thing all of you are. Some pretty girl gets national exposure on a tv show, then she moves to movies, and she gets endorsement deals, magazine specials and awards. And why? Because she's sooooo pretty, just like the two million pretty girls before her. In today's society you'd think we'd be pretty jaded to all the crass commericalization of a human being that goes on, but then we hit a new low. |
It seems that the music industry isn't satisfied with all the pre-fab pop princes and princesses they churn out of their souless machine; they have to turn to Hollywood for raw product. So they find the cutie of the month and throw her in a recording studio with millions of dollars of voice editing equipment, cut her a big fat check and sell and album. So sloppy is the work that they do that they didn't even bother to title it. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jennifer Love Hewiit by Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Don't ask how, but the crack ECG DOT COM media machine has obtained an interview with Miss Hewitt. Don't think this is gonna be some weak Teen Beat bit of fluff designed to ingratiate me with the popular media. This is gonna be a hard-hitting piece of journalism, an experience that will show the pop princess beyond a shadow of a doubt that her fifedom is a lie and her royal will is nothing more than the vapid thoughts of a sad marketing tool.