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August 21, 2017

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That's right, folks, it's time for...

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TOY DATING GAME!!!


Hai! Please to welcome honorable television potato junkie to Toy Dating Game! I am humble host, Ninja-Host!

There are four contestants to play dating game today. First, let us speak to lucky winners of last big game show!

Cutest. Couple. Ever.



Aha! Cobra-La Soldier and Sweatin' Shawn Micheals have experienced lucky bird of romance! See how they grasp handles! Toy Dating Show once again brings good fortunes!

But wait... there's more!


But what is this? Agent of cruel Cobra-La has a tale! What is this? He is impregnated!?!?! What experienced ovaries!

What a great gimmick.  I should put orange juice in there.


SHAWN MICHEALS... SWEATS! What awesome virility!

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