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August 23, 2017

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One year after the last incredible article, I return, slightly emboldened, somewhat emblazoned, and highly embalmed. I wish there were words to describe the fantastic journey I've taken these last 12 months, but alas they were all destroyed in a tragic explosion at the dictionary factory.

At any rate, in the time away I wormed myself into the dark side of gaming journalism, and I didn't like what I found. Things got ugly. Things got nasty. Things definitely got weird. Witness my experiences at a recent Blizzard press conference, and know terror.