You are visitor 147946, a syphilis-carrying vactioning back flipping arrogant aunt
July 17, 2019

Happy New Year! Eh?
04.07.2005 11:08 PM

Owwwww!  I'm bad!

It's been a little while since I've updated, although I doubt anybody noticed, and I'd like to say it's because I'm emulating my hero, Seanbaby, but that sadly isn't the case. Instead I've been embroiled in a high profile molestation case. Now, I can't give any details due to very legal circumstances, but I will say that "bathing suit area" is a highly subjective term in my personal opinion.

Anyway, I popped in to yak a bit about the Pope up and dying, not due to molestation but rather due to the Wrath of God. That's some unpleasant business right there, but it happens, and somebody has to pick a new Pope. Who is going to do that you ask? Why I do believe it's me. Feliz Navidad!

Fun fact: this shit took three days! Shit's hard! Shit's real hard! I demand your love!