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July 17, 2019

Guess who's back, back again
11.30.2004 10:29 PM

This thing gets chicks like crazy.

Oh damn I managed to tear myself away from Civilization 3 long enough to do an update. Lucky you, and lucky me! After eating a full meal (a welcome post-Civ 3 luxury) I sat down and found out that America had an election. How about that! However their sagging economy is so bad these days that they were only able to run two parties. How sad is that? Hey America, you're welcome to one of our national parties anytime you need one. We've got national parties like the LES has syphillis!

But seriously, folks, everybody's favourite "democracy" ended up being unfortunate enough to keep a very scary government in charge, so as a sort of primer for what the next four years will be like I put together a guide on selected members of the team. Read it for school credit. Don't worry, though, it's not actually educational.

Hmmmm, I wonder what would happen if America was created in the time of the Mongols and the fucking goddamned shiteating Iroquois.... let's find out!