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July 17, 2019

Hot stuff comin' through
01.24.2004 8:45 PM

It's a great day everywhere for fans of my ridiculous brand of stupid humour. That's because not only is it State Og Saturday Saturday Saturday but I've put down the bag of hohos long enough to write a fresh batch of In The News.

First of all, this week's State Og contains my own Get Your Ass To Mars and GenoSides, both classic pieces from the evil corporation oeuvre. How goddamn wonderful is that?

Also, like I said, this new In The News is prepared to knock your shit out, with in-depth coverage of all the topics the big names are scared to touch. Much like old socks or old people.