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December 13, 2017

The 1000 yard stare
12.21.2003 1:59 AM

Some of the boys, looking pretty

I'm sure a lot of my loyal readers have been wondering where I've been the last few weeks. Well, the answer is both simple and obvious: I've been training with an elite commando force. Yes, my bloodlust and charming rustic appeal finally combined into something that can be used to serve my country, like military-grade Fruitopia. All I have to say is Canada's enemies had better watch out!