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May 24, 2019

A fine day for some news
10.30.2003 2:10(!) AM

Holy hannah where have I been?

This fancy update consists of two nuggets for your Internet pleasure. Firstly we have a very lovely State Og update which is rather dated but I'm sure you'll stuff it down your stupid, ignorant gullet. Here it is, and may you choke to death on my Rockin' The Suburbs. I shall dance upon your well-kept grave.

The secondary piece of comedic excellence comes in the form of a fan-favourite Hott Newz update, located right here. My fan-favourite I of course mean my favourite by which of course I mean my most hated with firey passion. Bon appetit!