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June 26, 2019

A little something for the heads
06.17.2003 12:26 AM

Great leaping hogfat where have I been the last few days? Well, work was brutally busy last week, and on top of that I had Convocation last weekend, where my years of hard work and thousands of dollars amounted to a sheet of paper and the president of Research In Motion telling me how cool his Blackberry is. For real, that's the first thing that happened.

For those of you who are curious, the ceremony consisted of many boring speeches followed by a never ending stream of shifty slants going on stage to accept their diplomas. When it was my turn I limped up to the Vice-Chancellor, queried, "'Sup, nigga?", banged my fists on his fists and limped back off stage. Naturally I was beaten within an inch of my life. Sadly, the actual LES was in town and I was unable to meet / get a picture of her. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

As a special bonus feature, for having an average higher than 80% my diploma has "(With Distinction)" in little letters under my degree. It's touches like that that really make the extra hours of late night ass-busting worth it.

Anyway, with all the hubabaloo I didn't post a link to State Og 2 weeks ago, where I contributed The Wonder Wagon, something I totally thought of myself without any form of help, jiggy or otherwise. I didn't write a damn thing for Og last week due to the aforementioned Convocationalizing.

Luckily for my loyal readers, there is a brand new music review up for their enjoyment. This time round it's Metallica's St. Anger, a hot property to be sure!