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June 16, 2019

A new home, same old jokes
04.28.2003 7:28 PM

Last weekend I had the ultra-enjoyable experience of moving all my stuff to a new place in Mississauga, something that I certainly wouldn't compare to stabbing my eyes with forks. After loading all my stuff into a U-Haul truck, including my absurdly large television I followed my friend all the way from Waterloo to the new place. Then an absurd amount of fun was to be had as we unloaded the thing again. Basically that's how all moves go, however there was a twist in this one: the sled's name was Rosebud.

Anyway, next week I start my new job at Mpathix, and since it's all the damn way across town I thought it might be a good idea to buy a car. So now I'm poking around the used car lots for a nice Civic. Having never bought a car before I'd have to say that the hardest part by far is explaining to the saleman that it's very important to have a trunk that can hold three adult females and a midget with a camcorder. It's really quite shocking how hard it is for these guys to grasp this concept.

Anyway, I'll put up a new article if and when I think of an idea for a new article. In the meantime State Og Saturday Saturday Saturday came and went while all that craziness was going on, so go check it out or die, peons! I was so busy with moving stuff last week that all I did was resubmit some unused stuff from my audition article so take a look and Rock on With State Og! kthxbye