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July 17, 2019

Have yourself a very evil Christmas
12.21.2002 4:31 AM

Once more firmly ensconced in the fresh and tender bosom of Stabtown, I feel as fresh and free as a woman in a tampon commerical. One for the good kind, not the crap-ass leaky kind. You know.

Also, it's the holiday season in the land of State Og, and wouldn't you know it but there's a corresponding update! My contribution to this week's travesty is Tree's Company. Haha, that's a pun!