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October 23, 2017

Time for some maintainance
11.29.2002 1:44 AM


Once again I wasted some time by writing new code for this little site, and this it's a doozy. But, what's different, you ask? Don't worry, you FIX THIS, you'll see soon enough. Mwahahahaha!

Just so you don't think this update is a total waste of time, here's a partial set of replacement lyrics for The Vines' Get Free. Try them out sometime; it's great fun.

I wanna pastry
I wanna pastry
I wanna pastry
Sweet and flaky too

Give me a muffin
Give me a danish
Give me a donut
As long as it's got fat

C'mon c'mon c'mon
I love my baking soda
C'mon c'mon c'mon
You just add some wadda
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Pretty soon you've gotta
C'mon c'mon c'mon
SWEET AND TASTY PASTRY

Thank you, thank you.