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June 26, 2019

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09.11.2002 2:20 AM

This and more can be YOURS! Ahahahahahaha!  Oh man, I'm good.  Whew.
Hey fellas, as a respite from the suffocating mass of memorial stuff today, here's yet another guide dedicated to helping my readers get laid. That's right, ECG DOT COM takes one step close to Maxim-style content as I've put together a comprehensive guide on how to make a love connection over this very Internet! If these tips don't get you some action, just withhold your next payment to my Paypal account, but I'm not too worried about that.

In other news, there will be no Frosh Week 2002 update this year, because A) I wasn't there and B) it sucked. I prefer to believe these two facts are directly related.

Also, it's just marvellous to be back from Winnipeg, where the water is chock full of liver-fortifying mercury and back in Waterloo where it's so hot my left testicle fucking HATCHED last night and a little chicken came out of it and proceeded to start eating my pubes which was quite an odd experience but welcome as everything is so neat and tidy down there. Whoa, what the fuck did I just type out?