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August 21, 2019

The Whiny Capitalist update
08.18.2002 6:58 PM

Running your own mega popular website is fun times, especially when you score Internet groupies, however it would be ever so nice if I weren't losing money on the deal. Between the cost of the server, Internet connection, URL registration, DNS hosting, plastic baby crotches, and having a ghost writer put all my updates together, I barely have enough left at the end of the day to pick up my fresh stack of hardcore pornography.

Don't get me wrong, I'm way thankful for every reader I have, and even as I type this I've got a big fuzzy warm one nestled firmly under my left lung, providing me heat during the long cold night, however warm gooshies don't translate to hard cold bling bling, and I need to pay my hoes.

All that aside, it's my 23rd birthday next Monday, and the cost of flying in Hugh Jackman to run around and attack children in his Wolverine outfit is prohibitive. All I want to do is scare some little kids. Would you begrudge me that? *sniff*

So, in a very E/N style I've set up the universial means of Internet payment, which will no doubt earn me some well-deserved scorn: A wishlist, another wishlist and a donation button!

Sadly, I wasn't able to add Preparation H to the lists, so feel free to send me some soothing ass cream on your own. Also, please buy me that 42" plasma screen. I gave you the MGS2 review!