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June 26, 2019

Let's have some fun!
07.28.2002 1:36 PM

I know it's hard to keep up with the frantic updating lately, but hold on to your hats as here comes another one!

Once again I've been pretending to know what I'm doing, as I've spruced up the site a little bit, most notably by answering some new questions on the FAQ page.

But wait! There's more! Since the last week or so of news (HA!) flashes have been about my groin and all the asshole I (do not) love to combine it with, it's clear that you people don't know how to make your own fun. So, just for you I've written the be-all end-all document on how to have fun. I expect each and every one of you to be dating supermodels by the end of the week.