You are visitor 147792, a syphilis-carrying vactioning back flipping brown monkey
June 26, 2019

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07.12.2002 12:01 PM

Find out what this picture is all about!  Actally, not really...
What I am is a perfectionist. It's true. When I see a problem, I go right for its throat and rip it out and drink its frothy problem blood from that mortal wound because I feed on the blood of the living problem..., what I'm trying to get at is that I wasn't happy with the speed of my server, and it was high time I did something about it. Now, a lot of people will suggest upgrading the processor or adding more RAM or some crap like that, but that's for suckers with money to waste. Instead, I found a solution that was simple, easy on the pocketbook and so very effective.

That's right, I've riced up my server.