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June 16, 2019

Timely and totally inoffensive
06.27.2002 10:37 PM

Fix it, dammit!

Well it looks like the courts got a whole bunch of sand in their vaginas and outlawed the Pledge of Allegiance. Before I take off for the weekend to celebrate Canada Day and drink a lot of beer and play hockey and live in an igloo, I sat down and squeezed out my thoughts on the matter. And don't worry! Nothing in there could possibly offend anyone! Really! Read it!