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January 21, 2018

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I wrote my last exam today and as a sort of celebration I spent the better part of the day pretending to be a competent webmaster. You'll notice some cosmetic changes here and there, however the big changes are the disclaimer at the main page, so that I may live out my sexy fantasties online without fear of lawsuits, new adjectives and nouns for the counter, and last but not least, the much anticipated and extremely hott guestbook! OMG sign it!