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August 21, 2019

It's about time
04.03.2002 8:01 AM

I've been dreading this for a long time.

Maybe it's because I'm afraid to show who I really am.

Maybe I'm afraid that maybe you people won't like me anymore.

Maybe I just don't want to make the Internet too sexy.

But it's time. For the first time, I'm finally posting a picture of what I REALLY look like. No more doctoring photos to put my face on some jerk's (admittedly sexy in a rugged sort of way) body.

You see, I am SO goth.