You are visitor 147946, a syphilis-carrying vactioning back flipping arrogant aunt
July 17, 2019

Fact does not belong here
03.30.2002 7:38 PM

As usual, positively mashed.
This is something of a coup for ECG DOT COM. When my friend and drunken hooligan Steven said he was going to New York for a bit I made sure to obtain exclusive fabrication rights on the story of his trip. What this means is I essentially have full control over four days of Steven's life. That gives me power. So much power, in fact, that I was able to land a huge advertising deal with the Urinary Tract Infection Foundation. Read about Steven's adventures and experience..... destiny!