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June 26, 2019

Happy muthafunkin' new yizzear!
01.01.2002 2:23 PM

I was gonna begin yesterday's update like this:

I haven't updated much recently, but far be it for me to fail to update on the last day of the year!

Hahaha! Anyway, here's the dilly. For Christmas I got all kinds of good stuff, like clothes and cooking stuff and an edsel. Most importantly I got new GameBoy Advance games, Tetris Worlds (or Not Metal Gear Solid 2) and Advance Wars (or Also Not Metal Gear Solid 2). The extra qualifications in the brackets serve to make them the BEST GAMES EVER.

New Year's was cool, as I went to a massive party at the convention center and had a wild time. Crazy crazy night. And now I'm getting ready to go home and reset the site's colour scheme, to the pleasure of your retinas.

Here's my predictions for ECG DOT COM in 2002: more space aliens!

Keep it real, Gs.