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May 24, 2019

A triumphant return
11.30.2001 7:58 PM

It took a bit, but it's finally back. That's right, elnewsFlashes are back and better than ever. Why's that? Because YOU create them! Just click on the link above to get started. There are two things to keep in mind: you can only do one every 24 hours, and this is very much in the beta stage. I haven't fully tested it so bear that in mind. Enjoy!