The War Gods are still angry... as always
11.18.2001 2:56 AM
Wow, what a shitstorm. I think it's safe to say I got under Davin's skin. So much so that he damn near went over the edge. I felt a bit bad about the whole mess, so I went to the kindest of the War Gods, Chimichanga and Mexicasa, and asked them to say something nice about Davin. They sent the following message:
WE BELIEVE THAT DAVIN LUKE IS THE KIND OF SCUM THAT YOU WIPE OFF YOUR WAR BOOT BEFORE DEFECATING ON THE SCUM. BUT HE HAS GOOD QUALITIES. WE BELIEVE HIM TO BE A HUGGABLE ROSY CREATURE THAT CAN EASILY NAIL THE SEXY AND VIVACIOUS FRAN DRESCHER IF HE SO CHOSE.
| HOWEVER WE BELIEVE LUKE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACT IN THE FIRST PLACE WITHOUT COMPLACENCY FROM AARON'S ROOMATES. THUS THEY HAVE DRAWN THE WRATH OF THE WAR GODS!! WELL, THE IRE OF THE WAR GODS... OK OK, THE SLIGHT ANNOYANCE OF THE WAR GODS. THIS IMAGE IS TAKEN FROM STEVEN JONCAS' PERSONAL COLLECTION OF SUBMISSIONS TO VICTORIA'S SECRET. |
| THE WAR GODS HAVE SPOKEN. |
I guess that's how the War Gods do a compliment. They really need to work on their interpersonal skills. At any rate, in the interest of fairness I offered to host a site for Davin to do with as he pleases, which would presumably involve roasting the hell out of me. If that doesn't prove I'll host anything, nothing will! I won't touch a thing, unless he starts uploading gigs of warez and kiddie porn. I don't need any more kiddie porn!