You are visitor 147792, a syphilis-carrying vactioning back flipping brown monkey
June 26, 2019

I'm a monkey's uncle
11.04.2001 1:53 AM

It took a while, but I finally got a counter set up. You'll notice it has patented elwackyTechnology, as every number has a unique name. I'd like to thank the chatters for all the adjectives. Lovely! The well-hidden tech page has been updated with the technical side of it.

It's not really too well tested, 'cause I'm LAZY, but I think it works ok. If the site crashes horribly in the next few days you'll know why.