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December 15, 2017

Brand new misbehaviour... sorta
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Iron Monkey turned out to be one of my favourite types of movies: ones where everybody is a ninja, and I mean EVERYBODY. Most action movies have a set amount of action sequences. This movie was just one long action sequence, with a set amount of non-action sequences. It was so good I almost felt bad about the cats I duct-taped to the backs of my legs. For leverage.

I've done a massive update on the events of this year's Scavenger Hunt! It was wild! It was crazy! It was out of control! Oh, who am I kidding. Watch the train wreck here